Why did you divorce the person above you?

[Skyeblue777]

Maybe if you wore something decent.  

[Satomi Himari]

We had religious issues... *shudders*  

[The Name of the Rose]

She kept telling me that pink was the new black. stare  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

She would refer to herself in the third person.

 

[the_hamster]

she wouldn't take the fruit out of her mouth... EVER  

[tilkekiz]

he refused to take showers on the second Tuesday of every month.  

[Miumarie]

she wouldn't let me use her dangerous and sharp knives and swords, because she knew what i was going to do with them. emo  

[GuillotineGirl]

stare She never took off those damn headphone things. Then one day I ripped them off her head, only to find... she had no ears. All of those in-depth discussions for nothing! gonk  

[reef2]

She didn't get rid of that Sour Patch Kid after it tried killing me in my sleep.  

[Xx_MischeviousAngel_xX]

Her eyes looked like they were saying, "What the hell is wrong with you?" ...It got a bit irritating after awhile. neutral  

[HeavyHarvester]

The cat and her back never got along with me it gave me owwwies  

[Chief Sankofa]

He kept blinding the hell out of me with that light of his!! stressed  

[the_hamster]

Every time i got near her the wings on her head would flutter hitting me it got annoying after awhile  

[Chief Sankofa]

His snake kept hissing at me every time I wanted to cuddle with him.