The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[Arudento Jigyouka]

granted, but now the increase of kids infiltrating and spamming this guild have increased tenfold. Dx

I wish I could get partial sponsorship or compensation plan for a TS coilover setup for my gtx-converted 323BG. ...since the TS coilovers cost $5,200+USD
(for those who don't get it: it's a suspension setup for a car)  

[Gilda Geezer]

Granted: You have an amazing suspension system installed free of charge. The next day your rig is stolen and after the chop shop is done with it the only parts you retrieve are the seat belts. ninja

Wishes I had a pool in my backyard.  

[Arudento Jigyouka]

granted. but after a few months of neglect and a poor filtration system, mosquitoes and maple leaves have turned the pool a greenish red and now the city government is sending you fines that you're forced to pay for the cleanup as well as lawsuits from several families that're victimes of west nile near you.

I wish the drinking age and smoking age were reversed.  

[Exor Omega]

Granted. You now must be under 18 to smoke and under 21 to drink.

That didn't turn out well...



I wish I wasn't sick anymore. I wish I was never sick again!  

[bandaidd]

Granted. But now you are a mute trapped in a body without arms or legs, unable to communicate your misery with anyone but you can still see the stares and hear the comments.

I wish PK was easy for me.  

[Ringlefinch]

Granted. (heres hoping Im right as to what PK is) You get better and better at searching for bangra songs on the internet!! Soon your talent is so great that one of the chief directors of bollywood approaches you with a dream job offer you snatch up!! Soon you are making millions in the heart of Pakistan and loving it!! However Alkida are making moves on your district and take you hostage!! You have to endure months living in a cell and eating gruel, making the occasional video telling the folks back home how great things are and how wrong you were to entertain people with the best bangra tunes there are to offer!!
Worse.... Far worse than all this..... NO INTERNET!!!!

I wish my hair would get thicker instead of thinner  

[Wretched Soul]

Granted, your hair starts getting thicker, including your back and chest hair. You have to shave at least 3x a day and hair pokes out of your nose and ears, the ladies won't go anywhere near you. However, scientists believe they've discovered the missing link and you are whisked away to a lab where your skin is sliced off in small slivers as they study you.

Wishes I had a cold beer.  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted unfortunately it's come straight from a brewery of disgruntled workers who have added additional "kick". Forty eight hours later you should wake up in ICU with a stomach pump and antibiotic IV drip. Feel better soon heart

I wish I had the power of flight *weeeeeeeee* mrgreen  

[Maria71327]

Wish granted. You start flying all over to many places, but then the army sees you on their radar and shoots you down, and then starts to examine you to see what makes you fly.

I wish I had a time machine  

[Ringlefinch]

Granted! (Im sure Ive corrupted this one before, Im getting dejavu! rofl )
You build a time machine and whisk back to the past! You have fun partying with Hitler and Gerbals, Have children with Chengis kahn, Oversee the destruction of Atlantis and seduce Jesus in his teens!! Everything is going great but then you decide to check your future out!
The moment your machine reaches the time of your birth you are expelled from existence by a swirling paradox!! Because you changed the future you were from, you were no longer in that future!! The paradox had two choices! Destroy the universe in a antimatter explosion, or delete you entirely from the time stream!! Luckily lightning always takes the shortest root and paradoxes always take the easiest option!!

I wish I had 5 watermeats, 5 Memphesis, 5 turtles and 2 Lila's in my tank that always glowed.  

[Wretched Soul]

Granted, you have 5 watermeats, 5 memphesis, 5 turtles and 2 lila's in your tank, and it glows - florescent green from the 5 barrels of nuclear waste that contaminate your tank. The overseer decides you need to spend more time with those poor fish, and dumps you the tank, too.

Damn, did ya see the teeth on them fishes? Cue JAWS theme music here.

Wishes they'd make movies like they used to.  

[havenne17]

Granted....but they make them with the same movie stars as they used to....and those folks are getting a little too much mileage on them to be much in the way of eye candy.....sort of like us.....crap.

I wish I was 31 again.  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted *crosses arms Jeanie style* POOF Your 31, however everything you've accomplished and learned since then is also reversed. Now friends and family members don't quite recognize you or are jealous and those who do are terrified by the strange change. Eventually word leaks out to the Internet and 24 hours later you are abducted by a pharmaceutical company trying to figure out your "fountain of youth".

I wish I had a privet boat  

[Wretched Soul]

Granted. Your privet boat is such an oddity that you are constantly under surveillance. You never have a moment to yourself.

Wishes I could go on the privet boat. wink  

[Lil Brat]

Granted, you're on a private, privet boat... which promptly sinks. Too bad you're all by yourself with no life boat.

Wishes I weren't so damn tired.