Why I Killed You

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

I killed you because the Canadian national anthem is probably quite a bit different than the U.S. national anthem.
And here's the European national anthem as sung by Ted Nugent. Ahem.... *Clears throat*.... *Sheep sound*  

[magic_doglover]

i killed you for making a pop reference i'm not familiar with.  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

I killed you because you DARE mention POP in response to TED F'ING NUGENT!  

[ProphecyEmpress]

I killed you because you DARE disagree with a naked guy high on acid?! scream

((I couldn't resist.))  

[Fabled Heartbreak]

I killed u cause imma a volcano. and nothing can kill a volcano!! I WIN!!! lol  

[ProphecyEmpress]

I killed you, because I'm an exploding sun.  

[Sumimachine]

I killed you to prevent solar flares from destroying Earth, and the population within it.  

[magic_doglover]

i killed you because anything powerful enough to kill an exploding sun is too dangerous to allow to live. i then self-destructed.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I pressed the self destruct button.  

[magic_doglover]

i killed you as a form of greeting. you've been around for quite a while.  

[ProphecyEmpress]

I killed you for walking around naked for no apparent reason other than to bathe in a lake.  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

I killed you for looking at me funny. And for looking at everything funny. And for just looking funny in general.  

[magic_doglover]

i killed you for bringing a fog machine to a graveyard. those places can make themselves creepy on their own, thank you very much. giving them artificial accessories just makes them feel cheap.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for being bright and cheery.  

[magic_doglover]

i killed you for being gloomy and morose.