Why Did You marry the person above you?

[-MysticCherri-]

she liked my magic stick.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

He's a wizard  

[Chaton Atomique]

She was the only one with the keys to the handcuffs! wink heart  

[LonelyxSky]

Because she liked to dress up like a nurse, without me having to ask her to.  

[[ Loor ]]

Because I knew what he wanted.  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Because she game me PIE!!!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because it was a smart move for my career  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

She promised she won't suck my blood  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he made all my meals  

[[ Loor ]]

I loved her laugh!  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

Too colorful to refuse  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he was a master of disguise  

[Zero-The-Hunter 500]

"Well its true,what can seem as an ordinary couch can be your assasin"

She appreciates me  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

he was the biggest Lady Gaga fan ever  

[LonelyxSky]

We had a shared interest in dolls, and then I realized that she was the only doll I ever wanted to collect