Illiterate/Completely Random Roleplay Rules

[Methodless Madness]

"But half of the band is dead! How could you eat all of them in you vertically challenged state?" she asked, confused.  

[tsubakino]

who said i ate them in my vertically challenged state?  

[Methodless Madness]

"...no-one?" she asked hopefully.  

[tsubakino]

swallows the band before they could run away* now i swallowed them in my vertically challenged state.  

[Methodless Madness]

Zanna only rolled her eyes and threw him a tiny vial of juice.  

[tsubakino]

tsubaki read drink me... "okay" tsubaki grew to normal size  

[Methodless Madness]

((Like my new siggy?))
As soon as Tsubaki reached normal height, Zanna slapped him across the face. "That was for swallowing Jack Bauer...that was for swallowing the Beatles...and that is for swallowing the refrigerators!" she screeched, slapping him two more times.  

[tsubakino]

((yeah it's funny))
ok do you want me to vomit the beatles?" *rubbing his face*  

[Methodless Madness]

((Thx!))
"Unless you want me to slit you from neck to navel, yes." she said, her eyes turning black.  

[tsubakino]

((welcome))
vomits the beatles* "can i eat shawn again? he was tangy."  

[Methodless Madness]

Zanna scowled. "Eat Shawn again and I guarentee, you will be slit from chin to...er, an uncomfortable place." she threatened.  

[tsubakino]

but he's tangy.  

[Methodless Madness]

"Stay back human. You don't know who you're dealing with." she snarled, her brown eyes flashing green.  

[tsubakino]

what makes you think i'm human ninja  

[Methodless Madness]

"Because you smell as bad as one." she replied, brushing her hair back to reveal pointed ears.