confess!

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

can I take a picture?

I destroyed Hollywood.  

[Zera Stardust]

I hope you did it in an environmentally friendly way.

I just licked my elbow.  

[Chaotik Joker RP]

Did it taste good?

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Watch out for that tre-...never mind...


I'm going to torture you for information using painful electric shocks to your nipples.  

[Zera Stardust]

If that didn't work on me the last 247 times, what makes you think it'll work this time?

I set you're house on fire.  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

I'm free! I'm free!

I forced us into another ice age.  

[Garynook]

I like the cold.

Your mother made me do it.  

[Zera Stardust]

Sounds like somthing she would do, but I'm still going to have to kill you.

Later...
I just killed Soul of Aqua!  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Damn, missed my chance!

I framed Roger Rabbit!!!  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

but I framed you...

I ran up your phone bill.  

[applesauce600]

I secretly hate my inner child and I lock him up in a steel spiky box which is wrapped in spike chains! I also sometimes fake being childish so people think I still let that horrible kid out, and they don't suspect that I am the evil inner-child abuser that I am! BWAHAHAHAHAHA! Tell no one.  

[applesauce600]

^^ I slid down the phone bill like a slide. Try that.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Who's Bill?

I wear jackets in summer.  

[Zera Stardust]

Realy? Thats stupid.
You're stupid.
Hay everyone! King of the Wooden Spoons is STUPID

I'll eat your heart!  

[Cerebral Perception]

I'll serve it to you on a silver platter.

I'm better.