Why did you divorce the person above you?

[HeavyHarvester]

you know how hard it is to hug someone so oily?  

[Satomi Himari]

Um, he wouldn't quit kissing me unless I asked him to stop! *shakes nervously*  

[Skyeblue777]

she wears to much pink and FYI I'm a Christian.  

[the_hamster]

her blob kept on sticking its toungue out at me and when i hit it she screamed and yelled claiming it didn't do anything wrong and saying i was just jealous of it.  

[Defender_Of_Earth_Rose]

His snake wasn't big enough for me.  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

She came out of the closet and told me that she was into Mother Earth more than me.

T3T

 

[the_hamster]

she kept going to luaus which would have been fine except she kept bringing the fire dancers home  

[lycain]

Every time I hugged him from behind I got poked in the eye, with something sharp! XO  

[Chief Sankofa]

She kept bringing her blades to bed, which would have been fine, if she wasn't so clumsy *pulls blade out of her back*

 

[Beheaded Antoinette]

I found her in the bathroom with a lock of my hair and my underwear trying to make a Voodoo doll.

 

[lycain]

She always had a sea smell, and I get sea sick xp  

[Miumarie]

I scared her so badly that she shanked me in the stomach X-x  

[Satomi Himari]

Um, I honestly don't know her!  

[Miumarie]

Because hearts are bad for my soul!  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

She had fleas.
*scratches*