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[tsubakino]

*unhinges his jaw* only trolls can do this
((woot fantasy tale time))  

[Methodless Madness]

((Where's Artemis? lol))
Zanna gasped. "I should've known. What with you swallowing everything."  

[tsubakino]

((lol, i finished that series a long time ago))
yes but i smell much better than most trolls  

[Methodless Madness]

(( sweatdrop I just finished the Time Paradox last week.))
Zanna rolled her eyes.  

[Methodless Madness]

"I seriously doubt that." she muttered.  

[tsubakino]

((there is a new one!?... i thought it finished at the demon one sweatdrop ))
didn't you just say i smelled like a human?  

[Methodless Madness]

((BWAHAHA! Yesh there's a new one!!! It's Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox))
"You do, a little bit." she replied.  

[tsubakino]

((i told you i was in brasil right? they don't have that series here.))
if just a little bit then how did you confuse me with a human?  

[Methodless Madness]

((One: It's spelled Brazil, I believe. And two: I thought you said you read the series!))
She rolled her eyes, snorting. "That information is on a need to know basis. And you don't need to know!" she said, pulling on a helmet.  

[tsubakino]

((that is how americans spell it, we brazilians (i am speaking in your language in mine it's brasileiros) spell it as such... ok i'm just used to saying it in portuguese, and the ending of the demon book was a satisfactory ending to the series for me so i thought it was the end of the series and didn't look for a sequel))
sneaks away to eat someone*  

[Methodless Madness]

((Oh, okay. =] But, yeah there's a sequel. I didn't like the ending and was glad when there was another book.))
She grabbed him by the scruff of his neck. "Oh, no you don't! she said, annoyed.  

[tsubakino]

((i didn't like it but i accepted it as the end, like the series of unfortunate events... which they should also make a sequel... can't wait till light and shadow))
but, but shawn is so tangy.  

[Methodless Madness]

((light and shadow? What's that?))
"So's pineapple!" she said.  

[tsubakino]

((next books in the eragon series))
but pineapple isn't fleshy enough  

[Methodless Madness]

((I knew that...not really))
"There's proof you're human. The People don't eat meat."