Why did you divorce the person above you?

[the_hamster]

she kept offering me an empty gift gonk  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

He smelled so bad that you didn't just smell him, you could see the red mist of stink coming for you.

 

[axeltheflame]

Kept me trapped under the books for two weeks with no food DD:  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

He wanted to spend our honeymoon in Antarctica.

 

[the_hamster]

She thought i smelled bad even after I took a shower.  

[Liquid Rose Drops]

He never looked directly at me. It was always from the other side of a paper door, like I had too many eyes or something.  

[Miumarie]

She refused to get off of whatever the hell she was standing on  

[Skyeblue777]

she wouldn't stop listening to her music.  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

I found out she was a robot with machine-gun boobies.
(A little Austin Powers in there for ya)
>:

 

[Skyeblue777]

She reads too much and FYI I'm a puppet.  

[buggyboom]

the fact that she is a doll  

[Miumarie]

His crab kept biting at my socks and his bird kept stealing my headphones.  

[axeltheflame]

Dare I say.... FLEAS!!!!! *scratches all over the place*  

[Miumarie]

He kept complaining about how my tendrils of caramel keep touching his "new white coat". Apparently, the coat is more important.  

[Satomi Himari]

I honestly don't know her, and I'm not a lesbian either! Ewww....!