Battle Training Room

[Kay9214]

Having taken a number of hits himself, but well aware of the extent of his mechanical foe's damage, Kay chose that moment to strike. As the hovering combat droid swung wildly, Kay ducked, and smoothly flowed around it on a pivot. As it passed, he lashed out, striking the machine's thruster, blasting it up for an instant before It smashed into the arena floor.  

[Kay9214]

Kay calmly stepped over to the still twitching, struggling, sparking scrap heap, and pierced the head cleanly with one of his sabers, ending its suffering.

Destroyed!  

[Kay9214]

MEDIUM(8-sided die)1-4=miss, 5-8=hit 55HP

Even as he was finishing the last opponent, he was ready and lunging towards the opening door, having suffered for his defensive attitude in the last bouts. The droid was caught unaware, and was smashed into the ring before it could react.

Kay: 250
Droid: 195  

[Darth Daddicus]

RyogaRob

Darth Daddicus

RyogaRob

*Electric Staff to Head*






me= 250 hp
Hard= 170 hp

The droid whips out his own electrostaff, and sweeps the man's feet.

RyogaRob = 90
Droid = 170

*Electric Staff to Head*

Coping me huh? *Tuns switch, ups the voltage!




me= 90 hp
Hard= 170 hp

The droid takes on the appearance of the man, and turns the voltage up on his own electrostaff.

RyogaRob = 90
Droid = 90  

[Darth Daddicus]

RyogaRob

*Electric Staff to Head*

*Leg sweeps and jabs chest with Staff*






me= 90 hp
Hard= 170 hp

The droid jumps up, throws away the electrostaff, grabs the man's hands at the wrist and says, "Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself." while hitting the man with his own hands.

RyogaRob = 10
Droid = 90  

[Darth Daddicus]

RyogaRob

*Electric Staff to Head*

*Head Butt*





me= 90 hp
Hard= 90 hp

The droid keeps up this childish barrage of mockishness and then headbutts the man.

RyogaRob = Didn't your mother tell you bad things would happen to you if you didn't stop playing with yourself?
Droid = 90  

[Darth Daddicus]

Purtie

Darth Daddicus

The droid brings out his own lightsaber and slashes at the woman's waist.

Purtie = 250
Droid = 170

Cool. laser weight loss surgery for free!

The droid takes on the appearance of the woman with 150 pounds of additional weight on her and tries to sit on the woman.

Purtie = 250
Droid = 170  

[Darth Daddicus]

Purtie

I need a little work on my chin

The droid asks, "Which one?" and then swings a right hook.

Purtie = 250
Droid = 170  

[Darth Daddicus]

Purtie

Aw who am I kidding, I need a lot of work. rolleyes

redface I was suppose to hit that droid.
Purtie = 250
Hard droid = 170

The droid takes on the appearance of the man at the Chinese buffet the woman obviously frequents and slashes at the girl with a filet knife. "You go now! You eat too much!"

Purtie = 170
Droid = 170  

[Darth Daddicus]

sachara

sachara = 190
Droid = 130 - 30 = 100

The droid throws a large wrench at the girl.

sachara = 160
Droid = 40  

[Darth Daddicus]

sachara

sachara = 190
Droid = 100 - 30 = 70

The droid shoots a staple gun at the girl.

sachara = 160
Droid = 40  

[Darth Daddicus]

sachara

sachara = 190
Droid = 70 - 30 = 40

The droid throws away the useless staple gun and uses a nail gun instead.

sachara = 130
Droid = 40  

[Darth Daddicus]

Felinophile

Darth Daddicus

Felinophile

maybe i should try so early in the morning gonk

The droid pulls out a shikkar and stabs at the woman's gut.

Felinophile = 250
Droid = 250

whee ive got a weak droid!

The droid roundhouse kicks at the woman's head.

Felinophile = 250
Droid = 170  

[Darth Daddicus]

Felinophile

twisted

The droid fakes a right punch and follows through with a left uppercut.

Felinophile = 170
Droid = 170  

[Darth Daddicus]

Felinophile

direct hit! *tries again while hes down*

The droid bends down, bringing his left foot over his head kicking at the woman's face.

Felinophile = 170
Droid = 170