corrupt a wish

[crmsnfxx]

granted! but it only lets you know when you died on the inside...

I wish someone would kill me...  

[AguyinaRPG]

Granted. I'll be there in 30 years.

I wish Carlos Mencia didn't steal jokes  

[Skizlersan]

granted, but the jokes he comes up with are lame, and everyone ends up hating him.

I wish teachers didn't give out so many projects at the end of the year.  

[AguyinaRPG]

(that wasn't ruining a wish razz )
Granted. But you're intelligence declines and you end up pumping gas in the near future.
I wish commercials weren't so long  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

granted but they are now replaced with the president sitting at his desk picking his nose.

I wish some people weren't assholes (Sorry if you don't like cursing)  

[Skizlersan]

granted, people are no longer a** holes.

but god suddenly becomes hateful. (sorry for any highly religious people, even god needs some jokes every once in a while)

I wish My first job wasn't hard to come by.  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Granted, but it's a nightmare job.... Like McDonalds or Sonic.... (I've heard horror stories from people who have work there)

I wish my boyfriend would come home.... I miss him crying  

[xXDeadly_Punk_princessXx]

Granted. he comes home but he's already married (sorry 4 that )
i wish i was a lolypop @.@ whee  

[AguyinaRPG]

*crunch* *crunch* G-granted. -mouthfull-

I wish that no one was ugly.  

[crmsnfxx]

Granted! but now people kill eachother over someone...
I wish i had skittles...I LOVE SKITTLES!!!  

[AguyinaRPG]

*poof* Skittles touch biggrin

I wish all these wishes didn't have to be corrupted.  

[crmsnfxx]

Granted! but people loose there humor and veer towards suicide! xd
I wish that fiction became reality...  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Granted but you're the first to be probed by the aliens

I wish Jason Vorhees was real...  

[amusedandconfused]

Granted, but he ends up living miles away from you and you never even know he's there.

I wish my brother were more understanding.  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

Granted but now he's so understanding that he's like your sister now.

I wish I didn't have a brother or sister.