confess!

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I'm sorry, that's not your friend, that's a mirror.


I've taken your family hostage and I demand a million dollars for their safe return.  

[Zera Stardust]

rofl My family is right here! All you have is some very life-like robots. And there set to explode right about... NOW!

I put a potion in your drink, but I don't know what it does.  

[Cerebral Perception]

I'm sure it won't have any effe- *faints*

I am your sister.  

[Garynook]

You should treat me nicer or I'm telling mom!

I forgot my age.  

[Cerebral Perception]

*cuddles*

It's my job to pair you up with your dream partner.  

[Zera Stardust]

evil You'll burn in hell for that unforgivable sin! evil
twisted burning_eyes twisted


I somtimes kill people just to reduce over population.

 

[Cerebral Perception]

Oh my god, you are my dream girl!

My dream job is either SWAT, or an assassin. I wanna get paid for killing people.  

[Zera Stardust]

The love of money is the root of all evil.

I took 1 day each from 2 months with 31 days. And gave those days to february.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Good. February needed more days. It was too short. I felt sorry for it.


That dinner I fed you last night was made of people.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Ew! You know I like my people in a stew! Why was it a chowder?!

I killed your father and raped your mother.  

[applesauce600]

You are the white man! I shall get even by stealing your horses, and eating them!

I eat horses instead of giving them to the glue factory like I'm supposed to.  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Do you at least season them right?

I'm actually NOT completely insane!!!  

[Zera Stardust]

I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed. neutral

I'm actually a guy trapped in a girls body.  

[Sumimachine]

Then let him out then. rolleyes

I tend to be apathetic when it comes to lovers.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

How strange. I'm apathetic towards your apathy...


I have a latex glove fetish.