Why did you divorce the person above you?

[iiRedRumi]

She tried to use her sword to give me a haircut ; o ;  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

At night he wouldn't sleep he would just watch me...
Creeeeeeepy.
O3o
I guess that would explain the dark circles around his eyes.

 

[A Bad Wolf]

Those books were apparently more important than our marriage. stare  

[Miumarie]

That bird kept nipping at my ears!  

[the_hamster]

She wouldnt let me eat her caramel tendrils  

[I-CrissXApplesauce-I]

his sharp objects kept poking me in bed  

[A Bad Wolf]

come on.. really? she was an angel, and I'm not. Couldn't do anything or it was doing something wrong.. v.v  

[I-CrissXApplesauce-I]

Awwwwwww? right that is what i should say to that...right?
what if u don't wanna divorce them?  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

We got a divorce because as it turns out she never divorced her previous husband.

O:

The betrayal!

 

[A Bad Wolf]

xHis_Beautiful_Nightmarex

Awwwwwww? right that is what i should say to that...right?
what if u don't wanna divorce them?

You don't really want to divorce? D= Then, maybe I should withdraw my case from the divorce court too.. =/

So, I divorce the avi above me because she was apparently trying to take the other avi above me, but they divorce because our divorce wasn't final, but wait if I was married to her, and the married to you... but she too was married to you too.. and.. wait. Love triangle?!

Too confusing! I divorce the avi above me for that alone! DX  

[buggyboom]

HE WAS CHEATING ON MY WITH A WALRUS  

[axeltheflame]

He didn't like the winter wonder land!  

[Defender_Of_Earth_Rose]

I wasn't cold enough for him so we got divorced ;_;  

[Satomi Himari]

Um, I don't really know her.  

[Beheaded Antoinette]

She would fantasize about a some little guy in a green skirt more then she would fantasize about me.

ToT