Corrupt a Wish

[Hat-ninja Clawzz]

*poof* Granted, but your phone is so state of the art you accidently call an alien race, that you anger for playing on thier phone, so they keep it real and trace your call, find you, and a**l probe you.

I wish for world peace, and no not for world in pieces, or a piece of a world so small i can't live in it, or a bad tasting sandwitch  

[AmeKisaki]

Wish granted, several large atomic bombs go off killing everyone but the people in Switzerland. The world is now very peaceful and has good chocolate.

I wish I could teleport from my house to Alaric's and back.  

[Hat-ninja Clawzz]

wish granted, but as you teleport your DNA gets mixed with a fly that flew in the teleport machine with you, so now your half girl half fly.

I wish for a rock on a string  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

Wish granted- A kid throws a rock on a string... and nails you UPSIDE THE HEAD!!!

I wish people would stop granting horrible wishes...  

[pyrodragon518]

Granted but then comes opposite day, and some idiot wishes that every day was opposite day (but I suppose if it was opposite day he would wish that not a single day was opposite day... sweatdrop )

I wish I had a million gold.  

[Hat-ninja Clawzz]

wish granted but you realize the item you wanted is 2 million gold, and you accidently trade your 1 million for a hot shot pin ball shirt.

I wish I was an oscar myer hot dog  

[ru4nekoss]

clawzz01

wish granted but you realize the item you wanted is 2 million gold, and you accidently trade your 1 million for a hot shot pin ball shirt.

I wish I was an oscar myer hot dog

Wish granted! NOW I EAT CHOO! and spit you out cause you taste so bad.. bleehh..


I wish for more friends...  

[Hat-ninja Clawzz]

granted, but you ate him and then spit him out

i wish she would pic me back up and finish eating me  

[ru4nekoss]

clawzz01

granted, but you ate him and then spit him out

i wish she would pic me back up and finish eating me

wish granted I died from food poisoning....

I wish for a partner in life...  

[Master Alaric Voranth]

Wish granted- You and your partner become well known... as Thelma & Luise! You're on the run from the cops as you two drive off a cliff!!

I wish all the n00bs would get kicked off the site and that Gaia would go back to the way it was years ago...  

[Hat-ninja Clawzz]

Alaric_Voranth

Wish granted- You and your partner become well known... as Thelma & Luise! You're on the run from the cops as you two drive off a cliff!!

I wish all the n00bs would get kicked off the site and that Gaia would go back to the way it was years ago...

wish granted all noobs get kicked off, and thing go back to when you started, but then you realize your a NOOB now for the second time
*points and laughs* NOOB. lol
i wish i didn't need to work anymore  

[ru4nekoss]

wish granted your now an arrogant, rich, millionaire


I wish for fluffy pancakes dang it!  

[Hat-ninja Clawzz]

granted but you see that what makes yor pancakes so fluffy is feathers and cotton balls
..eeww.

I wish as a millionare i was not so arrogant.  

[ru4nekoss]

wish grant now your a philanthropist and donated all your money away to charity foundations


I wish I was a rockstar  

[Hat-ninja Clawzz]

granted but you realize you're only a rockstar at "gutiar hero" the game

I wish for childern around the world to be happy