Why I Killed You

[magic_doglover]

i killed you becuase you weren't considerate enough to make your armor edible for all the creatures that would be nearby when you finally died.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you for making a wonderfully sensible statement. THE VOICES SAID SENSE WAS FOR THE CRAZY PEOPLE! tee hee...

i feel wierd today. don't hate.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you on the chance that you might have became a homicidal maniac.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you because, you know, that's what homicidal maniacs do.  

[magic_doglover]

i killed you because your homicidal mania was highly contagious, and has already spread across the world and infected me. ooga booga.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you for not having strong enough resistance to not catch homicidis.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you because I knew you were a terrorist in disguise.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you because i'm not a terrorist, but an assasin!  

[magic_doglover]

i killed you because a maid assassin is too much of a cliche to allow to live.  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

Euthenization. You're better off dead.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for shooting puppies.  

[THISisNOTmyACTUALname]

Punishment for chainsaw brandishing.  

[magic_doglover]

i killed you for having weird pictures in your signature.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you for being annoyingly christmas-y. also for thinking a maid assassin would be overly cliche. suck it.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for your espionage. Selling military secrets to the enemy is a capitol offence.