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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:37 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 8:39 pm
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Posted: Sun Oct 03, 2010 11:28 pm
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:15 am
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:31 am
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Just found this on /tg/ and found it amusing.
>Every clan is dicks, just in different ways.
>Crab "We're the best clan because we've spent centuries fighting an endless war against the forces of darkness to protect the Empire."
>Crane "We're the best clan because we uphold art, culture and trade, without us the Empire would lose its very soul."
>Lion "We're the best clan because we created the Art of War, saving the Empire in the first war against the Dark Brother."
>Mantis "We're the best clan because we worked our way up from nothing instead of resting on the achievements of our ancestors."
>Phoenix "We are the best clan because we are the wise guardians of knowledge and learning, protecting the Tao and using our magic to seal the Ninth Kami at the dawn of the Empire."
>Scorpion "We are the best clan. We know the reasons why this is so. You do not."
>Unicorn "We are the best clan because we have traveled further and experienced more of the world than any of our cousins. We do not close our eyes to the unknown, but live life freely."
>Dragon "So, just what are we supposed to be doing anyway? All the other Clans have their own purpose, but our Kami didn't give us a job." "I dunno, let's just keep this mysterious, wise sensei act going until we figure it out, it's worked so far."
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 5:52 am
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 7:06 am
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 11:32 am
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Plainsfox On the Mantis. 1) Hida's second wife was a wealthy and powerful Matsu Daimyo. That was the whole point of why he married her. When Hida chose his illegitimate child over their son as heir, she went with her son, taking many of her followers with her, and one presumes, a bit of her money. 2) The Mantis's founder was the nephew of the Emperor. If not the nephew, then the cousin. (I'm sketchy on when the minor clans were founded and when the first emperor died...either that or too lazy to look it up.) 3) The son of a Kami and the son of a Clan Daimyo. So, the Mantis had a tremendous amount of things going for them in the beginning. As far as the scorpion one goes. it should probably read "We are the best clan. We know the reasons why this is so. If you knew, we would have killed you by now." It still doesn't mean much when it comes to their ascencion to Great Clan. The only reason they got made into a Great Clan was because they went "BAWWWW WE WANNA BE BIG BOYS LIKE YOU MAKE ME ONE BAWWWW" and some higher ups were amused and made 'em Great Clan for the hell of it.
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:01 pm
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Keith Valken Lionheart Plainsfox On the Mantis. 1) Hida's second wife was a wealthy and powerful Matsu Daimyo. That was the whole point of why he married her. When Hida chose his illegitimate child over their son as heir, she went with her son, taking many of her followers with her, and one presumes, a bit of her money. 2) The Mantis's founder was the nephew of the Emperor. If not the nephew, then the cousin. (I'm sketchy on when the minor clans were founded and when the first emperor died...either that or too lazy to look it up.) 3) The son of a Kami and the son of a Clan Daimyo. So, the Mantis had a tremendous amount of things going for them in the beginning. As far as the scorpion one goes. it should probably read "We are the best clan. We know the reasons why this is so. If you knew, we would have killed you by now." It still doesn't mean much when it comes to their ascencion to Great Clan. The only reason they got made into a Great Clan was because they went "BAWWWW WE WANNA BE BIG BOYS LIKE YOU MAKE ME ONE BAWWWW" and some higher ups were amused and made 'em Great Clan for the hell of it. Edit: just read the wiki on it. They only got to be a great clan because they threatened to start attacking everyone in a suicidal campaign which would weaken the empire enough to let Fu Leng win.
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:46 pm
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