How would you kill the person above you?

[xXDeadly_Punk_princessXx]

Hey hey i wanna kill 2 =w=
I would take My bear and stik it into your mouth until u can't breath anymore and them call Tubagirl091 and put her play music >:0  

[Garynook]

I would hide her in a box in wich she will suffocate and take the box with me to work everyday and call it my precious.  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

I would tie him to a chair and then pump gallons and gallons of fudge into his body until he exploded! Then I would eat the fudge. xp  

[Garynook]

....sick perv. I would go back in time and chirurgically insert bags of acid into my body so when I asplode Tubagirl gets eaten away by the acid.  

[another fairytale]

I Would use a cheese grater and grate off their skin, then put salt on the wound, soon followed by rubbing alcohol. Light a match and watch them go up into flames once all the nerves are burned off and they can't physically feel. I would shove hot peppers down their throat...after that I'd simply pat them on the back and say "Have a nice day."

I think that would be funnier then killing them.  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

I would stick another fairytale into Final Fantasy VII but this time Sephiroth wouldn't kill Aeris so he gains the power of the lifestream and becomes a god and kills Cloud, Tifa, and everyone else including another fairytale.  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Machete and slash so many times that no one can recognize him  

[Skizlersan]

I would stick you in a gay bar with a shirt on that says "I hate cher, and I love bush " heart heart  

[Garynook]

I would change your world to one only inhabited by nymphomaniacally females and watch you freak out and die from a heartattack.  

[Bikki Kobayashi IV]

Lock into GLaDOs room, with a portal setup so I could escape. Disable the rocket turret before it could be activated. Then put the morality core into the insinuator. Then escape as she fills the room with a deadly nurotoxen, then cut off the escape portal. Then I'd try to escape Aperture Labs but might end up dying as well.  

[Nono Firerose]

As you try to cut off the escape portal it shorts out and overloads. Then it turns into a larger portal sucking you onto a planet filled with dinosaurs where you are then eating by a T-Rex.  

[Garynook]

I would go back in time and kill Mike Harrington and Gabe Newell  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

I would destroy your all DDR games so that you'll become so depressed that you'd kill yourself.  

[Garynook]

(My girl also has DDR and so have two collegeaus at work(thanks to me promoting it))

I would steal thy airplane and fly into you hurling your bodyparts skyhigh!  

[VaIar MorghuIis]

(Whoops I meant to say all DDR games!)

I would steal your motorcycle and run over you and squash you!