The person above you game!

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Needs to explain herself.  

[ChersierMuffins]

His signature is offending Americans.

 

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Needs to know it's the truth.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

is never gonna get anywhere in life if he doesn't stop murdering and criticizing people.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Is just saying that so she won't be next.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

Is assassinating everyone on his list of doom.  

[magic_doglover]

has a terrible and ironic secret:

he hates cats.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Is giving away a puppy to all the good girls and boys. The bad ones will find a wolverine under the tree.  

[magic_doglover]

is going to find something under his tree that starts with "wolver" and ends with "ine".  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Will be thanked for the kind present and new pet that he gave me.  

[magic_doglover]

is going to have some trouble keeping a virtually immortal man with claws as a pet.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Has confused a wolverine with Wolverine.  

[magic_doglover]

rolleyes thinks a lack of capitalization is sound grounds for criticism.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

automatically assumes that someone is actually talking about the capitalized version in lowercase, as most people do, though in some cases it causes confusion. *sniff* what has this world come to?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Is about to have the curtain fall on her head as she takes her bow.