Illiterate/Completely Random Roleplay Rules

[tsubakino]

STAY AWAY FROM MY KITTY!!!  

[Methodless Madness]

She shakes herself before proclaiming "GOD THUNDER!" and zapping Tsubaki with a bolt of lightning.  

[tsubakino]

*eats the thunder*  

[Methodless Madness]

"GOD SWORD!" she screamed, her staff shrinking into a sword. She ran at Tsubaki, impaling him with the sword.  

[diamond princess ashley]

"ah dont eat the lightning its all nasty u dont know where thats ben mister drop it"  

[tsubakino]

looks at the sword then eats it too, and burps then lightning comes out  

[Methodless Madness]

"Ah! My staff!" she screeched and clapped her hands. The sword had transformed back into her staff, disemboweling him as flew to Zanna/Karin's hands.  

[diamond princess ashley]

i will now become a wind god ((thats y i have fans))  

[tsubakino]

hey i ate it fair and square no taking it out!! *swallows zanna*  

[Methodless Madness]

"Idiot." she muttered and imagined Tsubaki's surprise when he saw a spear tip jut out of his chest and tear through his stomach. Zarin rolled out through the gaping hole in Tsubaki's stomach.  

[tsubakino]

i said no taking it out!!*the wound closes quickly and he eats another island*  

[Methodless Madness]

"The quickest way to a man's stomach is through Jack Bauer's towel." she shouted.  

[tsubakino]

*steps away from zanna*  

[diamond princess ashley]

" i learned the quickest way to a mans heart is threw his rib cage"  

[tsubakino]

ahh but it isn't always there.