confess!

[Ninja Rin666]

Tasty

I shot the sheriff  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

And if you return to Texas, you'll get the death penalty.


I walk around slapping people with a white glove.  

[Ninja Rin666]

Duel much?

I did not, however, shoot the deputy.  

[Zera Stardust]

Why not?

I'm not wearing any pants.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Taking Lady Gaga lessons?


I fart happiness.  

[maydaymouse]

Do you burp sadness?

I break boys hearts and I don't care anymore  

[yaone07]

Be careful, karma is around the corner.

I've been in a relationship with a woman once.

 

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Make sure the curtains are closed so no pervs are videotaping it.


I wanted to be a dentist when I grew up when I was younger.  

[yaone07]

I can only imagine what you want to be now.

I hate pork.

 

[Zera Stardust]

And pork hates you.

I nuked your house.  

[maydaymouse]

Hope you had fun! :p

I want to be a photographer  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

*moons you* take a pic of this.


I killed the elusive left sock stealer.  

[Zera Stardust]

*Mourns the loss of the dryer*

I made you a cookie... but I eated it.
 

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Then you don't get any cake.


Check out my cool dictator hat.  

[yaone07]

*steals it*

Nostalgic a little today