Magical Soda Machine

[Katilys Heartsong]

gets: jipped...."grrrrr" bangs head on machine....

inserts: ipod  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

gets: all the music she could ever want till her ears bleed

inserts: a gecko  

[Katilys Heartsong]

gets: more expensive car insurance stare

inserts: rudolf the red nosed reindeer  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

gets: his cousin randy the redneck reigndeer

inserts: bevis and butthead  

[Katilys Heartsong]

gets: dumb and dumerer

inserts: used shaving cream  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

gets: a happy yak shaving day?

inserts: a fuzzy clam  

[Katilys Heartsong]

gets: hospitalized for allergic reaction

inserts: yar o'spit, yah?  

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

Gets: DNA tested.

Inserts: pumpkin seeds  

[Niede]

Gets: Mutant Zombie Pumpins.

Inserts: A running gag.  

[Arkann]

Gets: stumbling choke

Quote:

Mutant Zombie Pumpins

Yay!

Inserts: Da Debil
evil  

[Bode_Well]

Gets: Giant stuffed shark (with openable stomach full of fluffy fake intestines, that can be put back in)

Insterts: Breath Mints  

[Arkann]

gets: That good clean feeling

Quote:

Gets: Giant stuffed shark (with openable stomach full of fluffy fake intestines, that can be put back in)

Yay again!

Inserts: Macho typecast  

[Katilys Heartsong]

gets: an excited arkann (yay dental hygiene)

grrr you beat me....  

[Nadeau]

(I'ma assume you inserted a beating?)

Gets: A good lawyer.

Inserts: A bottle of water.  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

gets: (insert random item here)

inserts: lonliness