The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[Psyzapp]

Granted…Welcome to your own personal "Groundhog Day" where you relive Saturday, July 25, 2009 for all of eternity! Mwhahahahahahaha!

I wish I could make it rain whenever I wanted.  

[bandaidd]

granted!
you CAN make it rain whenever you want. But only in one location, exactly one square foot of land located halfway between Adyc and Ulan-chejeci in Mongolia.

I wish the person below me would win 1 million gold.  

[Psyzapp]

Granted…I win 1 million gold…20 years from now!
OH THAT WAS PAINFUL. gonk


I wish that I would REALLY win 1 million gold right now!  

[QuietStorm XII]

Granted twisted

You win 1 million dollars. Sadly your neighbor down the street shot you dead in a jealous rage. You never had the chance to spend a single cent sad

I wish I had wings  

[bandaidd]

AH! the lovely wing wish! *gets out her trusty wing-granting wand and smacks QuietStorm on the head with it*
Soon a package comes in the mail with 1 million dehydrated cockroach wings and a note: Dear QuietStorm, These wings are in remembrance of the apartment we shared. You forgot to take all your stuff. Jerk.


I wish I had a holodeck.  

[Psyzapp]

Granted…you now have a holodeck. Too bad it's from the future and you (or anyone else from this time) have no idea how to work the dang thing.

I wish bandaidd would crown me the winner of the "Kill This Thread" thread and declare me most evil.  

[bandaidd]

Awww. I'd love to. Come on over to my dungeon for the ceremony.
Bring a fig leaf. I'm sure you can find one somewhere.


I wish we could be friends forever!  

[Filia_Nox_Noctis]

Granted, we are now the best of friends and you're gonna be my friend for ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever........ (continues repeating ever and ever for the rest of eternity)

I wish love didn't have to hurt.  

[bandaidd]

Granted: love does not have to hurt anymore, but it still gets to, whenever it wants.

I wish Gaia had band-aids for those deformities that need covering.  

[havenne17]

Granted. But the people who need these covers the most still have no idea that they need them......

I wish I had a second little dragon.  

[Suede_Shoes]

Granted, but in the middle of the night, he'll gobble you up.

I wish for snow.  

[Psyzapp]

Granted…You've just wished for the next ice age. BRRRRRRRRR!

I wish Jack would let me capture him.  

[Suede_Shoes]

Granted, only its the kid who jumped over the candle stick.

I wish to have Tim Burton's best movies.  

[KommandoKat]

Wish Granted And Tim Burton comes Over with all his Movies to watch Them with You He never Leaves He Eats you outta House N Home and says he is Your # 1 Fan ..While he sits around in his Underwear ..

I wish The World was Like Final Fantasy..