Why I Killed You

[magic_doglover]

i killed you for not having any Christmas spirit! biggrin  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for bringing peace, joy, and happiness to people.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I killed you for not killing Santa when I asked you to... (And I asked nicely!)  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for thinking that you can give me orders.  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you for thinking you can glide through life not listening to anyone.  

[MiraShio]

*killed you for being present in the last couple of threads I've visited*  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you because it's my job.  

[magic_doglover]

i killed you because you were on the Naughty List, and someone crossed out "Naughty" and replaced it with "To-Be-Assassinated".  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

i killed you for letting mischevious elves near your naughty and nice list.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for your anti-government activities. I knew someone dressed like that would secretly be a rebel.  

[ProphecyEmpress]

I killed you for being a rebel against terrorism.

 

[Valkyrie Gauge]

I killed you for smoking in the North Pole stables  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you so I could mount your head on a plaque and hang it over the fireplace.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I killed you for poking your eye out.  

[magic_doglover]

i killed you for being a military cat. cats are already too unwarrantedly authoritative as it is.