Unfortunately , Fortunately

[SPI -14]

unfortunately, that's when the ninjas attack!  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Fortunately, they're only armed with marshmallows.  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Unfortunately, their flaming marshmallows!  

[Taffylover]

Fortunate, since you're still a metal banana, the fire isn't hot enough to melt you.  

[SPI -14]

Unfortunately, the ninjas are led by... Chuck Norris...  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Fortunately, Chuck Norris kicked you so hard you are now far away from the ninjas  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately you land in a cactus patch...Ouch!!  

[SPI -14]

fortunately metal bananas feel no pain... Unless it's from Chuck Norris.  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Unfortuantely you're still hurting from that massive kick  

[Taffylover]

Fortunately, Chuck Norris hurt his foot on your metalness, and the pain begins to go away slowly.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Unfortunately a gigantic metal gorilla approaches you and HE can eat metal bananas !  

[Keiko Kawazaki]

Fortunately, he wasn't hungry.  

[SPI -14]

unfortunately, his son was!  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Fortunately, Godzilla came by and distracted the Gorilla from eating you.  

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

Unfortunately, Godzilla stepped on you as he went by