GGG Most WANTED ~ CLOSED

[lady ayami chan]

*walks in sneezing and shivering her eyes have gone it a shade of pale yellow*
oh where is it?...
*rummages through an herb collection she has stashed in the bar*  

[Lil Brat]

*Slips in through the shadows and appears behind the bar.* What to drink? *Picks out a few bottles and pours some of each in her flask. A few moments later she steps in to the shadow and disappears.*  

[Maune]

::Maune walks in as he sets himself down on a stool and looks around::  

[psihug]

*psihug plays with the ring on his hand thoughtfully and then pours himself a glass of the best whiskey in the house and throws it against the wall, listening with an odd fascination to the shatter of the glass and the dripping of the liquid from nearby furniture. then he gets another glass and pours it full*  

[Maune]

::He gets up and takes out a mop and broom then starts to clean up the mess::  

[Lil Brat]

Bored much, psihug?  

[Icy Reign]

ATTENTION!!! ATTENTION!!! THE FOLLOWING IS A JOKE PERTAINING TO CHURCH/RELIGION/ETC. IF YOU ARE SENSITIVE TO THESE TYPE OF JOKES, THEN I ADVISE YOU TO SKIP PAST THIS POST AND CONTINUE ON WITH WHAT YOU WERE DOING. FOR THOSE WHO WANT A REALLY GOOD LAUGH, BY ALL MEANS, CONTINUE READING AND PASS IT ON ONCE YOU'VE FINISHED.

SIPPING VODKA

This is too funny - I still have tears in my eyes! Finally, a chain letter that I don't mind forwarding.

It's funny (don't break chain)

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak.

After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.

The monsignor replied, 'When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip.'

So next Sunday he took the monsignor's advice.

At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink.

He proceeded to talk up a storm.

Upon his return to his office after the mass, he found the following note on the door:

1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.

2) There are 10 commandments, not 12.

3) There are 12 disciples, not 10.

4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.

5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his a**.

6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J.C.

7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior and the spook.

cool David slew Goliath; he did not kick the s**t out of him.

9) When David was hit by a rock and was knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his a**.

10)We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T.'

11)When Jesus broke the bread at the last supper he said, 'Take this and eat it for it is my body.' He did not say 'Eat me'.

12)The Virgin Mary is not called 'Mary with the Cherry'.

13)The recommended grace before a meal is not: Rub-A-Dub-Dub thanks for the grub, Yeah God.

14)Next Sunday there will be a taffy pulling contest at St. Peter's not a peter pulling contest at St. Taffy's.

The Origination of this letter is unknown, but it brings good luck to everyone who passes it on. The one who breaks the chain will have bad luck

Do not keep this letter. Do not send money just forward it to twelve of your friends to whom you wish good luck and a great laugh.

You will see that something good happens to you four days from now if the chain is not broken....  

[Stargazer Lily]

((OOC: Somewhere in a stack of papers I have this - this one has a few extras and the one I had wasn't a chain letter. Thanks for reminding me of it. Would it not push the PG13 limit beyond reason, I also have one called the Pecker Checker to do with size... wink ))  

[Icy Reign]

I KNOW MY TEACHERS WILL APPRECIATE THIS, AND OTHERS WHO ARE A STICKLER FOR CORRECT GRAMMER/SPELLING:

NO PARENT LEFT BEHIND....




I promise you cannot read these and not laugh out loud.

These are real notes written by parents in the Memphis school district.

Spellings have been left intact.



1. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take PE today. Please execute him.

2. Please exkuce lisa for being absent she was sick and i had her shot..

3. Dear school: please ecsc's john being absent on jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32 and also 33.

4. Please excuse gloria from jim today.. She is administrating.

5. Please excuse roland from p.e. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.

6. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.

7. Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part.

8. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.

9. Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

10. Please excuse ray friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

11. Please excuse Lesli from being absent yesterday. She had diahre dyrea direathethe shits.

12. Please excuse tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrhea, and his boots leak.

13. Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.

14. Please excuse jimmy for being. It was his father's fault.

15. I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because i don't know what size she wear.

16. Please excuse jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the sunday paper off the porch, and when we found it monday. We thought it was sunday.

17. Sally won't be in school a week from friday. We have to attend her funeral.

18. My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent a weekend with the marines..

19. Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He had a cold and could not breed well.

20. Please excuse mary for being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

21. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover.

22. Please excuse brenda. She has been sick and under the doctor.

23. Maryann was absent december 11-16, because she had a fever, sorethroat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever an sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasn't the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even got hot last night.

Now we know why parents are screaming for better education for our kids.


(The kids are probably screaming for their parents to be educated. J  

[lady ayami chan]

*ayami stumbles in with a splitting headache*
where are those cloves....
what has Leko been up to these last few days I feel like hell!! scream
*puts her hand to her head in pain and sits at a table*
what is happening to me?  

[Maune]

::Maune walks in slowly then sits down on a stool and looks around slowly:: Quiet in here lately.  

[Stargazer Lily]

Ghost of Lily

lady ayami chan

*ayami stumbles in with a splitting headache*
where are those cloves....
what has Leko been up to these last few days I feel like hell!! scream
*puts her hand to her head in pain and sits at a table*
what is happening to me?

*Hands Ayami a pack of clove cigarettes.* I know what you mean ~ on the opposite end of the spectrum. Stargazer does that sometimes. But she's locked out today. ninja

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