Illiterate/Completely Random Roleplay Rules

[Methodless Madness]

"No, no, no. You two got it all wrong. The quickest way to a man's heart is through Jack Bauer's gun." she said, nodding.  

[diamond princess ashley]

"no rib cage then u push the lungs have u seen no horor movies where the guys opens the ribcage and takes out his heart omg" ((i know that was like insane but me is insane))  

[tsubakino]

does noone know that the quickest way to a man's heart is my stomach!!  

[diamond princess ashley]

"no because then u would have to go thru veins and that could that awile then u would have to stop ur self from going out the heart"  

[tsubakino]

whatever *eats a pineapple*  

[Methodless Madness]

She poured water on a towel and shoved it down Tsubaki's throat. "Now, we wait a few days." she said, waiting for a time lapse. "Now, when we pull the towel up, it will be partially digested and we'll pull up his stomach lining with it! Isn't torture fun?" she asked, yanking up the towel, disappointed when it showed no signs of being digested.  

[tsubakino]

eats the towel*  

[diamond princess ashley]

"lets try again but with sandpaper and gassoline then we will see fun"  

[tsubakino]

eats stars fans  

[Methodless Madness]

She grinned evilly and nodded.  

[tsubakino]

ok but i warn you, they won't come back out for a long time, and i don't think you want them then.  

[diamond princess ashley]

"no but lets try because make us mad we just stick a lighter up ur *** and boom"
(( cutest song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAREZGAUn9I&feature=related ))  

[diamond princess ashley]

"and now im naked"  

[tsubakino]

why is that again?... and did you forget my regenerative ability?  

[diamond princess ashley]

" now but did you forget im a wind goddess" ((just wondering if you forgot))