The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[Suede_Shoes]

Granted, Sephiroth kills your closest friend.

I wish for a kazoo.  

[bandaidd]

Granted!
Lucky you!
A kazoo now dangles permanently from the tip of your nose so you can easily play it whenever you like!



I wish I could find disk one of the mysterious cities of gold.  

[KommandoKat]

Granted You Get the Disk One Of The Mysterious cities of Gold and realize as you are reading about it..It only has 99 more Disk before you get any Gold " UGH"
I Wish I could remember what My Avi had on Yesterday .."LOL"  

[Suede_Shoes]

Granted, but the memory escapes you instantly.

I wish I had a Twinky.  

[KommandoKat]

Granted But The Twinkie is animated and Bite your tongue off when you try to eat it...
I wish The kids were back n school ....  

[Suede_Shoes]

Granted, but only for a second. Scientists have finally come up with the technology to upload information into the brain.

I wish, I wish I was a fish.  

[Psyzapp]

Granted…you are a fish swimming happily in the ocean minding your own "fishy" business when a huge great white shark has you for dinner.

I wish I had enough Gaia gold to buy the Huge Syringe.  

[KommandoKat]

U Get Enough Gold and You Buy The Big Syringe and You Fall On In a freak accident And Inject yourself with a Sweetness Syrum And You Turn Icky Good ,

I wish I get the Next Booty Grab ,,  

[Suede_Shoes]

Granted, but it's not of the aquarium game variety. You spin around and, to your horror, find Paul Reubens.

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener.  

[Psyzapp]

Granted…but with that you get a bunch of brat kids following you everywhere singing that blasted song and THEY JUST WON'T STOP!

I wish I could find a place to take fencing lessons. (and I mean the kind with a sword, not the wooden kind)  

[KommandoKat]

Granted you Find the Perfect Place , Real close to Home But By some Twilight Zone freak incident you Become the Stab Dummy and are placed in the front window for the whole Nieghborhood to see..

I wish I had a Massage ....  

[Ringlefinch]

Granted. Unfortunately your therapist is a little heavy handed and rubs you black and blue. Your gonna need a week off work to recover.

I wish I was a lot luckier in love  

[Suede_Shoes]

Granted, you get a puppy.

I wish I had super powers.  

[ThisEmptySoul]

Granted. You can now read everyone's thoughts, but unfortunately it's all at once and you can't understand a word of it nor make it stop.

I wish my toilet was self-cleaning.  

[KommandoKat]

Granted and it is Sparkly Clean, But The Next time You Sit Upon it, it Mistakes You for refuse and Plunges You Down Itself Until It is Clean all over again..

I wish I could Find the Perfect Background for my Avi ....