Never ending story......

[Pride1995]

... ,"trying to teach you a lesson!" So then she got out her asparigus of doom and...  

[mamejen]

then the water meats ate it so the ones that ate it turned into...  

[Abreena]

yummy candy canes! People from the 9th dimension started to mob on the yummy candy canes and....  

[karrie_webb]

then the very farbric of space and time was broken, causing the Earth to spilt into two parralel dimensions, then the girl...  

[mamejen]

suddenly had to use the bathroom! so she...  

[karrie_webb]

Located the nearest toilet, which was 500 miles away, she she ran as fast as she could but then pissed in her pants, and she said...  

[mamejen]

"this world is *#$%@!" so she went to a new world called...  

[x_Silver Sharpie Addict_x]

Penquin land were everybody loved bread and...

 

[HappyPlace]

Used it to grow kingdoms of fungi. The seals (for of course, no penguins can live in Penquin land) grew horrible man-eating fungi which tried to eat her, so she promptly...  

[karrie_webb]

Used her magic to dissappear, then the man went away, then, suddenly the girl's boyfriend appeared and said...  

[CrimsonxXxSolace]

"Give me back my candy!" and took out an empty glass jar.  

[karrie_webb]

So the girl gave he boy candy then kissed him "I missed you" she said, then the boy said, "I missed you too" then, the man-eating funghi...  

[Crayola Violin]

..Ate the boyfriend. And the girl was sad. And so she sought her revenge by buying sealskin slippers and eating a lollipop while sitting on a whale (the most disgraceful thing to do in Penguin Land)...  

[mamejen]

...when suddenly an angry mob of gaians came by and said *GIVE US BACK OUR WATER MEATS!" so the girl...  

[Crayola Violin]

did exactly the opposite. and ran away with her lollipop and hid in a cave...