Why do you need pants you say? Many reasons.
Do you know that the National Pants Association of America encourages you to wear your pants at least three times a day?
Dolphins, one of natures smartest animals, do they wear pants? No, but they wished they did, that's how smart they are!
Nothing better shows my taste than what I wear below my waist, They help me suck in my gut and always cover up my butt.
What keeps my legs all warm and hot? PANTS! What prevents a buffalo shot? PANTS! What do I have that you ain't got? Pants.
And that's why, you should invest in pants.
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