Illiterate/Completely Random Roleplay Rules

[tsubakino]

yeah but i ate your fans... hah!  

[diamond princess ashley]

"yes but me now a witch so"
poof you are now a frog shaped like a turtle
"hahaha i shall call you squishy you shall be my squishy and i will love my squishy"  

[Methodless Madness]

"Raised in the county
Been workin' in a town
I been in trouble since I set my circus down
The only thing
That I did wrong
I stayed in Mississippi
A day too long!" she sang.  

[diamond princess ashley]

"fine you want a singing compatition i will win
i will start (( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uhNFzXtlrY ))"  

[Methodless Madness]

"But I don't want a singing contest."  

[diamond princess ashley]

"so i win yeah i told you i would win 3nodding "  

[Methodless Madness]

"No you don't, dammit!" she cried in rage, and began singing.
(( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orACIBjHuI4 ))  

[diamond princess ashley]

oh yeah i do i can even sing in more than one language
(( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urvHZZpJdWw ))  

[tsubakino]

sings in turtle frog language*  

[diamond princess ashley]

"i win that round but try to beat this"
(( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XG7Ol8tvsY0 ))  

[tsubakino]

attack star saying i win*  

[diamond princess ashley]

"bad frog"
i kick it  

[tsubakino]

*swallows star*  

[diamond princess ashley]

"fine you want it that way" grabs back of toung and starts to kick u from the inside out "hey look its the sandpaper and my fans and oh is that a bomb oh no me is getting out now"sandpapers the back of ur throat and then gets out  

[tsubakino]

eats her again and spits out the sandpaper i'll eat that again later.