Below Me

[Lil Brat]

Holy$h!t ~ Storms been trampled. *Grabs her cell and rapidly dials 911*


Help, we've a crushed person here... *listens a moment, gives the thread address, then listens a few minutes more*

What happened you ask? Well Ms. Wiccan was here and then there was a mob of...

*Before she can finish her sentence, she hears the the operator get very excited as several paramedics volunteer to respond to this call. Then she is told they will be right there and the line goes dead.* eek

Below me will be trampled by the paramedics who haven't realized Ms. Wiccan has already left.  

[Wretched Soul]

Help, I've fallen and I can't get up. WTH, are those medical boot prints embedded in my skin? OUCH, KITFO, MF.

Below me is highly amused by this situation.  

[bandaidd]

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

below me is not amused. in fact, below me is irritated at the overuse of smileys.  

[Eileen50]

OMG, I just cannot believe someone would have the NERVE to post so many smileys. *shakes head* I really think this over usage of such emos should be BANNED! Hmph! scream

Below me agrees with me.  

[shadow_dragon_13]

Holy $hit. Gaia doesnt even like how many smileys were used. How could Someone expect me to?

Below me has no clue what is going on. infact they are high and see some sort of strange, imaginary creature near the trampled man.  

[Psyzapp]

*Walking briskly back to retrieve Ms. Wiccan's handbag and muttering to herself* That girl can't keep track of anything. She'd lose her head if I didn't help her keep track of it! *Stops dead in her tracks as she sees Wretched Soul lying on the floor* OMG *she points into the air* WTF IS THAT! HOLY $HIT IT'S GONNA EAT JACK! DON'T WORRY JACK, I'LL SAVE YOU! MAN DOWN…MAN DOWN *She yells wildly as she runs over to Wretched Soul and stands above him. She yanks out her machine gun and starts shooting the place up* STAY DOWN JACK, I'LL GET THIS BA$TARD FOR MESSING WITH YOU! scream

Below me takes cover and tries to calm me down.  

[Gilda Geezer]

*Slips under the tables and crab-walks between them until she reaches Psyzapp* Shh... easy hun, look at poor Jack, he's more scared of you than anything else around here. First ya try to tie him up and have your way with him, now you're shooting at anyone that comes within 1/2 an inch to try to help. Dude's gonna end with with a major complex and be absolutely useless to any woman... *Mutters: She musta got herself with that syringe, too*

Below is curious to see the hallucination Psyzapp sees.  

[shadow_dragon_13]

[[i suppose this is ironic, since i suggested it ^_^]]

Wonders what has gotten into Psyzapp. What is she hilucinating about? What drugs is she on?

Below looks at the drugs they just sold Psyzapp and wonders WTF they are selling.  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

O M G ... How in the world did this get past me? I wonder what it is? *Picks up drugs and takes a closer look* For crying out loud. It can't be ... *voice is drowned out by a loud explosion*

Below me caused the explosion.  

[Psyzapp]

*blew huge hole in thread with plastic explosives* COME ON JACK…LET'S GET YOU OUT OF HERE BEFORE YOU BECOME THIS THINGS DINNER! *starts to drag Jack across the floor and stops every once in a while to shoot at the air.* OMG…THERE IS ANOTHER ONE! scream

Below me tries to think of a way to distract me to rescue Jack.  

[shadow_dragon_13]

Does something completely stupid and jumps at Psyzapp from an angle hoping she wouldnt shoot him. He knocked her on her back and covered her eyes with his hands. To finish the distraction, he kisses her on the lips as romantically as he can for the situation.

Below me pulls Jack away from us.  

[SP-O Wlm Dougherty]

eek C'mon Jack! Let's get out of here! *grabs Jack and starts hightailing it away from the above scene unfolding ... *

Below me can't believe what shadow just did to distract Psyzapp and can't stop laughing.  

[Nei1]

Oh my,I can't believe he do that to Psyzapp. What nerve, what gall, what....what can I do about it?

Below me catches Jack.  

[Stargazer Lily]

*Ooph, falls backwards in to a chair, with Jack landing in her lap.* Ouch! This one's definitely not a lightweight.

Below will assist Jack out to the ambulance and firmly remind the paramedics they also need to retrieve Quietstorm as both have been severely trampled.  

[Gilda Geezer]

Oh for heaven's sake, you all act like you've had much to much to drink! *She quickly checks Jack's pulse, then shines a light in to his eyes to see if he can follow her movements. He groans at her as she checks the rest of him to be sure nothing is broken. Since it doesn't appear he has much more than bumps and contusions, she grasps Jack firmly around his midsection and half-drags him out to the ambulance.* Now just stay put young man.

*Once Jack is ensconced in the back of the vehicle, she returns to the bar and digs her fingernails in to the arm of one of the paramedics, spinning him dizzily around to face her.* What is the matter with you!?! There are injured people here and you're behaving like a starstruck nincompoop. There's another gentleman over there that needs your help. Go take care of him, NOW! *With a hearty shove, she send him towards Quitestorm, then spins on her heel to find the other paramedics to give them a good piece of her mind.*

Below me is hoping they never need a paramedic in the Geezer Guild.