Corrupt a Wish

[iiPwnage]

i wish i had a million wishes and none of them can get corrupted (try n corrupt tht!)  

[Sonkurra-Taichou]

An admin walks by, notices your irrational post (and complete disrespect for the game) and bans you for it.

I wish I wasn't mentally unstable right now.

(And just for the record, I'm not actually. I don't want to get yelled at xD)  

[Kookielief]

You're not mentally unstable -- but everyone around you is. You get yelled at because your socks are purple.


I wish I had a clownfish named Carl.  

[iesl]

miraculously, a fish tank filled with water and a clown-fish named carl appear at your desk! two weeks later, carl dies. all you're left with is a tank full of water and tears in your eyes.

i wish my drink was cold again.  

[Kookielief]

Your drink becomes cold. You die from brainfreeze.


I wish I had rainbow socks.  

[Charie4ever]

ur rainbow socks were as little as ur pinky nail.....

i wish i could sing better than i could now....


I've adopted a neko!
Name:Cutie
Likes: chocolate and candy
Dislikes: vegetables
Owner: Lozanda

ADOPT ONE!!!

 

[iiPwnage]

u sang 100% better than u could before but people still boo you of the stage when you sang i wish i had a new guitar  

[Kookielief]

Your new guitar is made of used gum.


I wish my room was painted blue.  

[Sonkurra-Taichou]

Your room is painted blue, but the paint was lead-based and you die within the week.

I wish I wasn't a pacifist.  

[Kookielief]

You're not a pacifist. Now you star on FBI's Most Wanted!


I wish I had some orange juice.  

[BlazonJazon]

o.0  

[coco_mademoiselle000]

u get ur orange juice, but it goes up ur nose and burns for weeks on end.

i wish someone hadn't stole all of my cute erasers. BUTTHEADS I TELL U!  

[saad089]

granted,but they become ugly and give you aids!