confess!

[Zera Stardust]

I cause people to have weird dreams.  

[Wolfyofthesky]

In my dream the other night we were driving a black jeep on the ocean on the way to the Pentagon to deliver some books so the crow man army (which look suspiciously like the Earl from D. Gray Man) couldn't get them and kill us all.

No, seriously, that really happened.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

You should live with me...JK)

I saw Samus fighting on SSBB when she wasn't even selected to play (two players and two computer players. No one was Samus)  

[Zera Stardust]

Zero suit or power suit?

I'm temporarily evil right now!  

[l The Raven Nevermore l]

Temporary? Boring.

I'm online in Barnes and Noble.  

[Afi_Kino]

I actually liked that girl. There, got that off my chest/fingertips.

I saw some male dogs have a gay threesome last month.  

[Wolfyofthesky]

So how'd you know it was gay?

I lost the game  

[Missing-you-isnt-enough]

How do you know the winner didn't cheat?

I love someone who doesn't even know I exist.  

[Ariemea]

Make them nonexistant too.

I have bitten someone to taste their blood before. (truth)  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I must get the steak and pierce your heart with it.

It is illegal to sun people where I am.  

[Afi_Kino]

Then just go ahead and moon them.

I'm immune to poison ivy.  

[Zera Stardust]

As am I. (True)

I have no allergies at all as far as I know. (True)  

[maydaymouse]

Then rub a cat against your face.

I'm allergic to cats unfortunately!  

[Afi_Kino]

I despise cats, fortunately!

But I do love dogs.  

[Zera Stardust]

Cats > Dogs (True)

I just ate your house.