Magical Soda Machine

[Agent Ginrei]

Gets: Just another man who doesn't know how to use it.

Inserts: Richard Simmons.  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

looses: 250 pounds and youre sexual inhabitions

inserts: a time traveling car from the 80s  

[Nadeau]

Gets a Lame movie and a few sequals.

Inserts A broken window.  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

gets: a pain in the glass

inserts: albert einstein  

[Malheureux]

Gets: Smart

Inserts: a picture of a very cute baby  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

gets: a picture of an ugly adult.

ps. its your mama

inserts: your mama  

[Daltana]

Gets: stuck jumping in the air

Inserts: a list of lame insult jokes  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

gets: laughed at instead of laughed with

inserts: someones left arm......i got it from ebay  

[Daltana]

Gets: a one armed bandit

Inserts: people with WAY too much time on their hands.  

[Blood Raven777]

gets: sleeping people

inserts: rooster  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

gets: a bunch of dirty jokes about his genitals

inserts: a p***y...cat  

[Malheureux]

Gets: d**k Tracy

Insert: One old grumpy geezer  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

gets: walter mattau

inserts: a mentos and diet coke  

[Agent Ginrei]

Gets: one big mess.

Inserts. a candy striper  

[Blood Raven777]

gets: a big dog to get the candy

inserts: someone with ripped clothes