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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:00 pm
hunting accident...its not as bad as it looks
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:10 pm
Really? So may I masage the other?
house catches fire while you're asleep.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:18 pm
nuuu...he catches fire when he sets my house on fire
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:27 pm
That thing behind you. It rapes you ded.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:30 pm
SEE?! SHE KNOWS!!
And you'd be raped to death as well, but by others involving a dark alley and three bottles of wine.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:37 pm
you get raped to death in prison...lol i see
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:42 pm
prussia comes and kills you for insulting gilbird
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:43 pm
You trip and fall. Your halberd becomes your personal Guillotine.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:47 pm
you lose your next fight but die honorably
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:51 pm
Why thank you. sweatdrop
The thing behind you tries to take advantage of you. Someone throws a Television out thier window whilst fighting with thier spouse killing you both.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 5:53 pm
You lose honor somehow and disembowl yourself.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:02 pm
Eh it happens.
You try to tan but get horrid sun poisoning which eventually turns into a serious cancerous tumor which kills you.
Then you wake up and find a mass murder in your room...he gets ya for real.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:02 pm
you marry a black widow and she does you in
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:04 pm
In the middle of the demon doing what he's currently doing, his claws come out and he tears you to shreds.
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Posted: Sun Aug 15, 2010 6:06 pm
a tiger escapes an chose you as his meal
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