Why Did You marry the person above you?

[Hachimitsu bea]

Sweet as chocolate!

 

[Kakashi Yoshio]

Fate (The moral may be corney, but if you boil it down tho the deatails and butter it up you have a nice auntray for this cheasy pun and what ever whine you decide to provide)  

[Teh Cream Soda]

Cause he always seemed so mysterious to me, obby it's sexy.  

[annon fukyuu]

Met her on my Travels and she seemed like fun.  

[Tambergal]

He was reallllly sweet  

[Asra Karimi]

Her Black Magic made me  

[The Great Orochi]

not gay  

[Buffer920]

becuz he draws like a beast razz  

[The Great Orochi]

I was DRUNK AS HELL!!!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

for the insurance  

[Tambergal]

We were both in vegas, some guys drugged the drinks and somehow we ended up married and too lazy to divorce.  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

she understood me  

[The Great Orochi]

I was at war, while I was riding my wolf into battle, I saw her wounded on the ground. I grabbed for her hand, and the moment we touched, I knew we were meant to be. I nursed her back to health, and we've ben together ever scince  

[The Great Orochi]

because I am damn sexy!  

[Deadbeat Nightmare]

because he married himself