What occupation would the avi above you have?

[Huskykins]

assassin or mall Santa, its a tough call  

[Kino_Afi]

For justice, for dominion, FOR TENNIS BA- squirrel!  

[KBiT]

I'm gonna go with some sort of underworld construct summoned by dark powers to thwart the noble quest of a band of adventurers  

[Huskykins]

guarding the presidents daughter after rescuing her from zombies, good luck  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Furry warrior  

[Leprechaun_Sean]

The last to hire me for a wetwork assignment.  

[Zorc James]

American ninja, who has a soft spot for kittens  

[KBiT]

A demon lord

I guess it's time to lock and load  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

A soldier who just came home from an overseas mission.  

[Ember Terran]

A giant battle robot  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Donut thief disguised as a cop.  

[Ember Terran]

Trendsetter; introducing Gaelicpunk!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Intergalactic warrior  

[Ember Terran]

Giant-sized master of a race of oppressive expansionist machines that coincidentally often do battle with an intergalactic warrior  

[Minnta Aloripma]

Companion cube