Would you rather....or...

[Garynook]

Throw my kitten at a sliding glass door since I don't have a kitten.

Would you rather be a cherry or lavender?  

[Ignorant Soul]

Cherry, I don't like the smell of Lavender.

Would you rather smile after something bad happened or cry after something good happened?  

[Garynook]

Smile after something bad happened, ya know keeping the good faith.

Would you rather walk through a valley of lavender or through a moshpit?  

[Ignorant Soul]

Valley of lavender... while holding my nose.

Would you rather lose your faith or your pride?  

[Jewel Of a Monster]

Valley of Lavender.

Would you rather be blind or deaf?  

[Garynook]

Never had much of a pride.
And I would rather be able to still see my loved ones and be able to play my games than to hear them.

Would you rahter combine chickens with lubricants or sheep with mechanics?  

[SixxFixx]

Sheep with mechanics.

Would you rather deal with the most infuriating person in the world or be that person?  

[Ignorant Soul]

Be that person. xp

Would you rather read a whole dictionary or read the whole bible?  

[neko-taylour]

dictionary, i can be word smart

die in body, and be a ghost, or die in soul, and be a zombie?  

[Garynook]

Die in body.

Kill the brain or the heart?  

[neko-taylour]

heart, i'd rather be smart, then love....

would you rather.... get scared half to death, or beaten half to death?  

[Garynook]

Scared half death, it would be nice to get scared again.

Would you rather be surrounded by Hello Kitty or ghouls?  

[neko-taylour]

ghoulish Hello Kittys!

would you rather....eat you foot or eat you hand?  

[Garynook]

My foot because I need my hand to play my games!

Would you rather be a Goblin or a Ghoul?  

[neko-taylour]

ghoul

would you rather......be a boy with girl parts, or a girl with guy parts?