Ask stupid question, get stupid answer game ^^

[Dasherfay]

Because Gir is the shnit!?

Why is my cat trying to eat me?  

[Parisian Loafer]

Because you're made of marshmallows, obviously. wink
Why does no one know what an ampersand is?

&.

 

[crazyrandomness]

beacause half the population is illerterate.....
why do they let u graduate highschool if u have all d's?
(no wonder everyone is illerterate...did i spalt that wrong?)  

[Sei Tsubasa]

So they don't have to see 'em again next year.


Why is the freezer cold?  

[Parisian Loafer]

So the fridge aliens freeze to death and don't take over the world.

Why are ninjas better than samurai?  

[Sei Tsubasa]

Because samurai are snobby.


Why do pointy things hurt?  

[TheIncredibleGallimaufry]

Cause they're grouchy and want to be left alone.

why are chihuahuas so mean?  

[Parisian Loafer]

Because they have never experienced chocolate.

Why is America insisting on itself and the world becoming culture-less?  

[Supar Ingimon]

Because we're Americans, 'nuff said.
Why is it when I say something logical no one listens.  

[Kireshai]

because everyone's deaf.

Why is coffee hot?  

[Supar Ingimon]

Because she got some plastic surgery.
Why do I just have to post this?
 

[Master Princess 100]

Because your prize is a cookie!

Why don't i like green?  

[KalmarBlades]

Because green is used in puke.

Why do Seahorses live in the sea?  

[Supar Ingimon]

Because they're sending a big finger towards the health craze by literaly swimming in salt. Why do scabs hurt to pick?  

[Kizuri-chan]

Because you're not trying hard enough.

Why do so few people share the love of spam that I do?