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Beheaded Antoinette

Bucktoothed Fatcat

PostPosted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 9:20 pm


I found him in bed with our sexy pool boy Rico from Brazil...
How could Rico do that to me.
gonk
PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 5:08 pm


She got a pool boy from Brazil without telling me. I love Brazil! Then she fired him and wouldn't let me go back to Brazil with him. stare I hate you! crying

GuillotineGirl


A Bad Wolf
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:26 am


she went back to the onion garlic! DX
PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 8:49 am


Those Thorn hurt T-T

Defender_Of_Earth_Rose


the_hamster

Learned Bibliophile

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:14 am


She kept complaining that Jannie (my giant plant) was mean to her. rolleyes
PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:10 pm


His plant kept me tied up so I couldn't escape the bed... *shudders* crying

Princess Zelda21

Silent Healer

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A Bad Wolf
Crew

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:17 pm


Too many therapy appointments to drive her to over her past husband.
PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 12:26 pm


his hair stabbed me

l Sailor Cancer l


Defender_Of_Earth_Rose

PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 3:45 pm


She kept licking herself in public gonk
PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:37 pm


For thinking proper hygeine is bad. Even if it WAS in public. rolleyes

Liquid Rose Drops


koolkcp58

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 5:38 pm


she tookout all the meat in the fridge because she turned into a vegetarian =( lolz
PostPosted: Thu Oct 08, 2009 6:29 pm


I'm not even sure why! We married and then when I woke up we had divorced.. was I drunk?! O.o Come to think of it, I don't remember marrying either.. I need to stop drinking... v.v

A Bad Wolf
Crew


GuillotineGirl

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:09 pm


His ghosts tried to cut my head off with his sword while I was sleeping. stare God! All I said was they needed to get out more... Oh, yea. I mighthave mentioned something about them being stalkers, what with following him around and all... sweatdrop
PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 1:44 pm


she tried to cook for me sweatdrop i gave the food to my puppy and it died gonk

CocoCreole

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Skyeblue777

PostPosted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 7:00 pm


She's too sparkley. Reminds me of Twilight.(bleaches brain then Bob's brain)
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