Why I Killed You

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for being an important member of the resistance who tried to disguise himself as Santa Claus. However, your little disguise didn't fool me.  

[magic_doglover]

i killed you for accidentally killing the real Santa, and so you wouldn't have to suffer under all the hatred of those around you for doing such.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I killed you for falling for it! I hired someone to kill the real Santa! It wasn't an accident. I just made it look like one.  

[magic_doglover]

i killed you for being mean to Santa in TWO DIFFERENT GUILDS.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

(You want me to make it THREE? Btw, thanks for playing my game in both guilds! rofl You probably know I copy-pasted it. XD )

I killed you for being mean to me for 15 YEARS IN A ROW!  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for not paying me enough to do your dirty work.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

Oh my, I'm sorry. I didn't know cause you didn't speak up!

I killed you for trying to kill your boss without prior notice that you were unhappy with your pay  

[magic_doglover]

i killed you for covering your eyes. how am i supposed to inspect your soul if the windows aren't open? confused  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for trying to inspect people's souls without a license.  

[Ayame-Yuura]

I killed you for also not showing your eyes.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for being a hypocrite.  

[Sup3r_Bwahaha]

I killed you for sleeping on my bed trying to seduce someone to sleep with you.  

[magic_doglover]

i killed you for having teeth that aren't made of peppermint candy cane.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

I killed you for leaving me a turd in a gift box as a present last year.  

[ScuroFenice]

I killed you because the devil made me do it twisted