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 Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 7:10 am
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:00 pm
Pull out a revolver and start playing Russian Roulette with myself, since I'm obviously already dead if I'm seeing intelligent, sentient penguins.
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 9:51 pm
Check her teeth to make sure they don't look like witch teeth.
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 10:25 pm
*rots his teeth out* After all, I AM the cavity fairy.... emotion_awesome
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Posted: Sat Jul 14, 2012 11:55 pm
Wonder just how much candy I'd had before going to bed.
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Posted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:45 am
Tell him it wasn't the candy that did it and that it was the breath of fresh air.
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 8:12 pm
I'd wonder how my bed got to Antarctica.
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2012 10:32 pm
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Posted: Tue Jul 17, 2012 7:06 am
Annoy her until she gets me some fish.
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 3:06 pm
Kick him out, not just out of the bed but out of the house
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Posted: Wed Jul 18, 2012 8:17 pm
Tell him my bed is not a trench for warfare.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 7:46 am
Tell him I chased a mouse into his mouth and that he ate it.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2012 9:53 pm
Throw up on him after being told that.
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Posted: Sat Jul 21, 2012 8:22 am
Get some tennis balls and then hit the balls at him for throwing up on me... maybe I should have showered first... too late!
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Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2012 5:12 am
Scowl at his bright colours, then commando crawl across the floor and out the door
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