Memorable Atlantis Quotes

[kittyfox_kumiko]

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Sheppard: [the team is looking for signs of the Wraith] Rodney?
McKay: I've got something here.
Ford: Really?
McKay: I dunno. I got a little...
[trails off while walking away]
Ford: You've got a little what?
[grinning]
Ford: Hey, McKay, you've got a little what?
[Sheppard looks at him]
Ford: What?
[Sheppard gives him a dirty look and follows McKay]
Ford: Oh, it's okay when you guys make fun of me.  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

I remember that! I laughed my head off when I saw it!

Sheppard: You know how to make an A-bomb?
McKay: Major, most of my high school chess team could design an A-bomb.

You know, you just knew that Rodney was in a chess team before he even said it.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

mrgreen

McKay: There's no sign of any settlements - at least, nothing recent.
Ronon: [pointing] Other than the smoke from that campfire.
McKay: Ah. Yes, well, other than that.  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

McKay: Now, I don't want to scare you, but you need to know the stakes. We are at war.
Jeannie: [suspiciously] Did you start it?
McKay: [defensively] What?! No! Come on!  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

Gotta love Jeannie.

Sheppard: There's plenty of time to solve this thing, but you got to stop using your mouth and start using your brain!  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

He was saying that to Rodney, wasn't he? Of course....

Dr. McKay: [staring at Beckett] What?
Dr. Beckett: What?
Dr. McKay: Well, it's that look. That's the same look I get when I have a brilliant idea.
Lt. Col. Sheppard: How would you know how you looked?
Dr. McKay: 'Cause it's happened more than once in front of a mirror, okay?  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

Y'know, the sad thing is that I've been in front of a mirror when I had a sudden and (it later turned out that it was) brilliant thought... sweatdrop

Carson: ...well if I've learned one thing, Mum, it's that we Earthlings are ver...
Ford: Doc! You can't say that!
Carson: What?
Ford: Earthlings. It's compromising security!
Carson: She knows I'm from Earth, son! It's not a bloody secret!  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

I love this bit....

Weir, McKay, Beckett and Sheppard are in a restaurant. Elizabeth's phone rings, followed by Rodney's and then John's:

Beckett: I didn't bring my bloody cellphone with me, what's going on?!?  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

I loved that scene, too.

Sheppard: Hi, folks. I hope I didn't crash-land on anybody.  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Weir: Alright, so that plan’s out the window. We need another one.
[Ronon holds up his ARG.]
Ronon: Well, these weapons blow them apart, right? I say we just start killing ‘em.
McKay: Well, normally I would share your run-and-gun enthusiasm, but these weapons are only gonna work for so long before they manage to identify the frequency they use to disrupt the bonds that hold the Replicators together.
[Ronon looks at him for a moment, then turns to John.]
Ronon: What’d he say?
Sheppard: They build up an immunity.  

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McKay: [when the Daedalus becomes infected with a computer virus] Oh, crap!
Hermiod: What did you do?
McKay: I ran it through a translation program, the virus is Wraith.
Hermiod: Crap, indeed.  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Dr. McKay: Maybe we should make a diversion.
Maj. Lorne: Are you volunteering?
Dr. McKay: I'll shut up.  

[kittyfox_kumiko]

Zaddik: Are you interested in science?
McKay: I'm not sure that's what I would call this, but yes.  

[Sayuri-Ryuu]

Sheppard: We've got a plan, sir. A good one.
Jack: I'm sure you do, Colonel. But in the unlikely event that you don't fail miserably...you're fired.
Sheppard: Yes sir, looking forward to it  

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mrgreen

Sheppard: Did Ronan shoot me?
Weir: You had it coming.