Why not... give the person above you a superpower?

[xXx_Sweet_Dreamer_xXx]

The power to make all the dolls you touch come to life....

(dang that could actually be scary..... sweatdrop )  

[Skizlersan]

the power to grow beans from anyones ears within a matter of months!  

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

The power to make anyone part animal.  

[Kai-Tyn Macros]

the power to set people you fall in love with on fire  

[Skizlersan]

you have the power to blow people up with mega dragon breath  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

All the powers of a phoenix  

[disliker of the mary sue]

the power to steal other powers.  

[Skizlersan]

the power to fill your kuni with cake frosting.  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

the power to fly in the air at the normal speed of:
"a human being without wings or any other form or air traveling abilities what so ever"  

[xXGothicLullubyXx]

the power to make things disapper  

[Taffylover]

The power to make trees cry...  

[Skizlersan]

you have the skittles touch. (everything you touch turns to skittles)  

[AguyinaRPG]

power to clear a room  

[Skizlersan]

you have the power to revive anything with a face  

[TACOS_92]

i'd give the person above me the ability to spontaniously combust