whos line was it anyway?

[Johnny Paranoid]

Malcolm McDowell as "Alex" in A Clockwork Orange

"You contemptible pig! I remained celibate for you. I stood at the back of a cathedral, waiting, in celibacy, for you, with three hundred friends and relatives in attendance. My uncle hired the best Romanian caterers in the state. To obtain the seven limousines for the wedding party, my father used up his last favor with Mad Pete Trullo. So for me, for my mother, my grandmother, my father, my uncle, and for the common good, I must now kill you, and your brother."

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[NotoriousBettieRage]

carrie fisher in the blues brothers

"i was born a poor black child"  

[Johnny Paranoid]

Steve Martin in The Jerk

"Call me "Sir", goddamnit!"

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[NotoriousBettieRage]

that was a tuff one *sweating and panting*

alan ruck as cameron in Ferris Bueller's Day Off

"Oh my GAWD ALMIGHTY...someone has sent me a bowel movement! "  

[peachsnapz]

pink flamingo


I want this guy dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on his ashes!  

[Johnny Paranoid]

Robert DeNiro as Alphonse "Scarface" Capone in The Untouchables

"Babyface Bambino? The gangster?"

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[peachsnapz]

clerks

I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye  

[Johnny Paranoid]

Anthony Hopkins as Dr. Hannibal "The Cannibal" Lecter in The Silence of the Lambs

"There are 2 types of people in this world: those who like Neil Diamond and those who don't."

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[peachsnapz]

saving silverman

"Yeah, I could do it. We both know you wouldn't stop me. Let's think about the logic. You create man, man suffers enormous amounts of pain, man dies. They say you rested on the seventh day, well maybe you should have spent that day on compassion."  

[Johnny Paranoid]

Robin Williams in Patch Adams

"I'm sorry ma'am, I lied to you. I'm very sorry about that. That man right there is my brother and if he doesn't get to watch 'People's Court' in about 30 seconds, he's gonna throw a fit right here on your porch. Now you can help me or you can stand there and watch it happen."

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[Daltana]

Tom Cruise in Rain Man, a great movie.

"You wanna hear something really nutty? I heard of a couple guys who wanna build something called an "airplane," you know you get people to go in, and fly around like birds, it's ridiculous, right? And what about breaking the sound barrier, or rockets to the moon, or atomic energy, or a mission to Mars? Science fiction, right? Look, all I'm asking, is for you to just have the tiniest bit of vision. You know, to just sit back for one minute and look at the big picture. To take a chance on something that just might end up being the most profoundly impactful moment for humanity, for the history... of history."  

[Johnny Paranoid]

Jodie Foster in Contact

"Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!"

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[Malheureux]

Johnny Paranoid

"Hello, Vinny. It's your Uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!"

Jack Napier (pre-Joker) - Batman

Quote:

You don't actually think they spend $20,000.00 on a hammer, $30,000.00 on a toilet seat do you?

 

[Johnny Paranoid]

Judd Hirsch in Independence Day

"Well, I don't really think that the end can be assessed as of itself as being the end because what does the end feel like? It's like saying when you try to extrapolate the end of the universe, you say, if the universe is indeed infinite, then how - what does that mean? How far is all the way, and then if it stops, what's stopping it, and what's behind what's stopping it? So, what's the end, you know, is my question to you."

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[NotoriousBettieRage]

Michael McKean as David St. Hubbins in spinal tap

"Yeah, I'm just going home, grab a shower and shave, give the wife a little pickle-tickle, and I'm on my way."