Fighting the Unfair fight (Game)

[Aceys Son - Soul Nommer]

The purple christmas hippo was killed by a G.I. Joe...  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

Whilst visiting Gold Beach, G.I. Joe was pwnd by The Landshark!! OMNOM NOMMIDY NOM!  

[azrael the reaper_95210]

but then chuck norris stared it down til its head exploded into a billion little baby sea otters......  

[ITADAKIMASU NOM NOM]

((Wait, nothing can kill Chuck Norris!! He is IMMORTAL! D: Imma start a new one, then.))

There is a purple flower growing in a meadow, minding its own buisiness.  

[Master Azrael Reaper]

unfortunatly for it, there is also a larger weed growing near it, which takes all the nurients and leaves the little flower shriviling up and dying.  

[KylaiaJmaa]

A child comes by and mindlessly picks it for a soon abandoned bouquet.  

[Cerebral Perception]

child shot by the mafia.  

[Zera Stardust]

Mafia eatin by zombies.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Zombies killed by Artix von Krieger  

[pan con platano]

Atrix von Krieger is sucked into the Matrix.  

[Cerebral Perception]

The Matrix was destroyed by Diaboromon.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Dioboromon was destroyed by three Blue-Eyes White Dragons  

[Princess Zelda21]

The three Blue Eyes White Dragons got slaughtered by Alucard from Castlevania.  

[Cerebral Perception]

Death by Blade.  

[Chaotik Joker RP]

Blade is stepped on by a fifty-foot tall orangutan.