hammer, duct tape, or clothes hanger?

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Duct tape, or if you want to get nasty, a hammer...but then you'll have the SPCA on your a**.



Unkillable Nazi zombies.  

[Kiku Flower]

Use a hammer- Get hurt

Duct Tape- Get it every where

coat hanger- stabe your cheak

MuM- ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU!!!

I DONT KNOW LET ME THINK.........MOTHER OVIOUSLY  

[Cerebral Perception]

Error 101: problem not found

An apple on some kid's head.  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

oh, definetly a hammer...a sledgehammer. twisted



A man with chainsaws for arms who wants to give you a big hug.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

a hammer...maybe even a mallet to throw on his head and hope he gets knocked out unconscious...

A 300-pound woman about to throw up everything she ate on the buffet on the person next to her... (that means you.)  

[Matasoga]

I'd say that this is rather more situational, wouldn't you?  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

Well since there's no scenario for me to answer...


Killer chickens flying supersonic jet fighters.  

[Aakosir]

All three. Use the clothes hanger and duct tape to create a bow. The hammer? Your arrow.

The Joker just stole your car  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

A hammer to toss and knock the wheel out of line, thus making him spin out of control.


A giant Hitler head that swallows up everything in its path.  

[sumizometomoshibi]

Hammer (with barbed wire). definitely hammer.
Die Jew Killer!

An electric eel writhing on your bed.  

[GoldenFraggle]

Pick it up carefully with a clothes hanger made out of plastic. Plastic does not conduct electricity. Then put it in a bucket for removal.

Kanye West  

[Cerebral Perception]

All of the above.

Demi Lovato. XP  

[Eternal_PrinceOfFire]

duct tape...but not until she's 18.

...what? I'm totally not creepy.



Heidi and Spencer Pratt.  

[Princess Zelda21]

Uh, duct tape?

Alucard from Castlevania....  

[Pretty Pretty Unipony]

Don't know who he is but he sounds like a vampire.... A hammer, i guess.

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