The Corrupt-a-Wish Game

[Angelicphrase]

Granted decorations magically start to appear everywhere in your house ...endlessly eventually filling the house to the brim.

I wish I got Christmas vacation at work.  

[OneCrystalSnowAngel]

Granted for the rest of your life, your boss filled your spot while you were enjoying your Christmas vacation.

I wish my teenagers would offer to do all the housework! rofl  

[Nei1]

Granted, but they want more and more money for their services.

I wish I had a large watermelon.  

[NotoriousBettieRage]

granted but its grown in your stomach from a watermellon seen your mother told you not to swallow but you bid and now you look pregers and its increassingly hard for you to find a date

i want the world  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted and here it is, the world on a keychain enjoy.


I wish I had library ninjas 4laugh  

[arkansasgoatmama]

Granted, but you keep having to duck ninja stars, kicks, and flying weapons to get any where near a book.


I wish we had a turducken for Christmas dinner.  

[Nei1]

Granted, however the turducken was genetically altered to a real tuducken which you need to catch.

I wish I a feast for all of you to be a part of.  

[Angelicphrase]

Well thank you darling, granted unfortunately we all bring our family, spouses and friends consuming vast quantities of food and leaving a HUGE mess to clean up after. But it was fun. mrgreen

I wish I didn't need to sleep  

[Nei1]

Granted, however you will never sleep again, but after awhile you get
cranky from lack of sleep and snap at everybody and everything.

I wish I knew what to wish for.  

[Angelicphrase]

Hehehe twisted Granted you now exactly what to wish for..that I was the new supreme world ruler with cookies for all mrgreen

I wish I didn't have to work boxing day.  

[Nei1]

Granted, but the people who you switch with totally mess up so you wind up doing yourself anyway.

I wish for a bucket of KFC. (I got coupons in the mail yesterday for it)  

[Angelicphrase]

Granted however it's from a seedy part of town with questionable sanitation practices and full of trans fat, cholesterol, and mouse droppings.

I wish my gifts were self wrapping  

[Azure Alexea]

Granted, You receive 1 bucket filled with pieces of the KFC building
I wish I had a flying carpet smile  

[arkansasgoatmama]

Angelicphrase

Granted however it's from a seedy part of town with questionable sanitation practices and full of trans fat, cholesterol, and mouse droppings.

I wish my gifts were self wrapping

Granted, and are you happy...well, until you find that althought they are self wrapping they do not however take the price tags off themselves and your Mom-in-Law just found out you spent 3.95 on her fake crystal candy dish.  

[arkansasgoatmama]

Azure Alexea

Granted, You receive 1 bucket filled with pieces of the KFC building
I wish I had a flying carpet smile

Answering this one too since they posted at the same time & granted the same wish as each other.




Granted, and as you are flying along the beautiful coastline of the East coast you hear a foreign voice behind you saying "We the Anti Cuban liberation front are hijacking you to take us to Cuba" As you land in Cuba you are slated to become a slave in a cuban cigar factory!!!


I wanna meet Harrison Ford