The Corrupt Wish Game.

[Chaotic Malfunction]

We go, but we're too good so we get to leave and you're the only one who stays.
I wish I had more video games...

 

[Mradhampir]

grated, but your game systems break, ad have no money to buy new ones
i wish i would have posted a wish last time so i wouldnt have to post this wish about wishing to wish last time so thus i wouldnt i have to be apologizig now  

[Chaotic Malfunction]

Granted, but you mess up again.
I wish I had no homework.

 

[Sayurixchan]

You have no homework. Instead, you have essay exams.

I wish...I had...nothing?  

[ashleyissiberian]

you finally have nothing.. not even your existence

I wish I didn't had to make one  

[Chaotic Malfunction]

You don't have to make whatever you don't want to make, but you have to make things you hate. :]
I wish I had a new cellphone.

 

[Sayurixchan]

You get a new phone, but its in some foreign language you don't understand, thus hindering your use of it in any way.

I wish I knew when to leave. I'm so frustrated.  

[Mradhampir]

granted, but then someone comes by and ofers you free tickets to your favorite event (concert, play, watever) but youre not there
I wish to kill chuck norris, and all the jokes that have been made about him  

[Sayurixchan]

You succeed, but a number of things happen. 1). No one believes him to be dead because no one can kill Chuck Norris. 2). The entire world becomes depressed after not being able to find him or remember any jokes. 3). You are executed in a torturous way for claiming to be the killer.

I wish there were more girls in the Guys vs Girls game because I'm being killed D:  

[Mradhampir]

granted, but you run off all the guys so the game Guys Vs Girls becomes Girls Vs More Girls, which despite the name, it would only be exciting in real life
i wish that i had a ds and final fantasy tactics A2  

[Sayurixchan]

Granted, but the game has a virus that kills your DS.

I wish I could get into vending again so I could finally make some progress on my quest xD  

[Mradhampir]

granted, but it turns out to be a never ending quest, once u get to a certain point, u die no matter wat, and then it restarts u at the beginning of the quest
i wish that my cd colection were complete, and that my stereo cant break  

[MradhampirLover]

granted, but your cd player is eternaly muted and it is the only cd player that your cds work on

i wish i was cool razz

mrgreen rofl  

[Mradhampir]

(u already are!) granted, but everybody else becomes lame, and then ur left out
i wish my girlfreind wasnt such a dork (not really XD)  

[Zrinn]

BAM! She is no longer a dork, and promptly catches the eye of a handsome rich man. Wave goodbye.
I wish I never had to work another day in my life.