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 Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:11 pm
Granted, but it is a poorly educated paper, and earns itself (and you) an F
I wish I could win a shitton of money on the cashcab..
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:13 pm
Granted, but then you get an audit later that year because you forgot to claim it (don't you love lotteries and game shows now)?
I wish Gaia had Original Content someday.
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 5:28 pm
Gaia has Orginal Content, but it sucks SO hard your balls pop off.
I wish someone would write my essay. 
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Posted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 9:32 pm
Granted, but your teacher knows it's not your paper because it's far better than you've ever written (and here you thought the paper that they wrote for you was mediocre at best).
I wish I was more focused.
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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:57 am
Granted, you go deaf. ...What? XD
I wish I had a guitar.
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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 6:43 am
GRANTED, but you have no way of getting strings...ever.
I wish my computer recovered my finished essay...
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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:18 pm
Granted, but the power went out in the whole town 10 minutes later.
I wish Adam would ask me to marry him.
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Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 4:14 pm
Granted, but...uhm. you faint? |D I dun wanna ruin that...
I wish Mr. Rehling is cool with my dely'd stupid email. x.x
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Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:11 pm
Granted, but you get aids.
I wish I was more athletic
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Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:16 pm
granted, but people don't think your athleticism is a athleticism. ; o;
I wish more people believed band is a sport.
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Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:51 pm
Granted, but band becomes a fanatical sport and you are murderer by an opposing band in order for them to win the championships.
I wish my nose would stop running.
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Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 10:52 pm
Granted. It, instead, spends its time loafing around the house and demanding cheese curls.
I wish my art didn't suck.
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Posted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 11:18 pm
Granted, but now you're a sell out. >:
I wish my tear duct wouldn't swelll.
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Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:52 am
Granted. It just bleeds profusely now.
I wish I were finally out of college. (Good luck twisting this, I'd take anything else.)
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Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 10:06 am
Granted, you dropped out and tried to ignore your student loans (now they're after everything you own).
I wish I would just get conjunctivitis so at least then I'd know what was wrong with my eye.
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